I got a little pup
His name is Obi,
Best thing that ever
happened to me.
Training him as a pup
I enjoy it, it’s fun.
Obi, Obi!
Today I feel happy.
Poem may be shitty.
Poem may be sappy.
But Obi, welcome to my family.



Jason Wright is the editor and founder of Oddball Magazine. His column appears weekly. His new book is Train of Thought.