Roommate Of Zombie Tries To Say

I, uh, just ate
the plums
half-rotting
in the fridge

which, uh
you were probably
never
gonna eat

I’m sorry–
wait what are you d-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

 

A Red Chainsaw Hand

So much depends
upon

A red chain
saw hand

Steadying
boom stick

aimed for the head
groovy.

 

Oh Dear

© 2013 James Conant

James Conant is a Cambridge artist who has recently added photography to his skills, which include clay sculpture, pen and ink, montages, and pencil art. He is always available for work and collaboration.

Chad Parenteau is a contributing editor to Oddball Magazine. His poetry collection Patron Emeritus is available through FootHills Publishing.

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