Negative Sex Jesus by Chad Parenteau and Green Notes by T.J Edson

 

Negative Sex Jesus

Negative Sex Jesus
says he just hasn’t
met the right girl,
but when he says it,
it first gets taken
as gospel, then
misinterpreted.
It’s one reason why
Negative Sex Jesus
has never dated.

Negative Sex Jesus
thought he had prospects
in Mary Madelene,
but then he said
she reminded him
of his Mother Mary,
freaking out both
Marys in the process.

Negative Sex Jesus
has a lot of virgins
who want to be his friend.
His reaction to them
is much like any person
marching in abstinence rallies
out of circumstance,
instead of choice.

Negative Sex Jesus
likes frustrated virgins
much better. He knows
he could get a good dozen
or so together for a party,
but he has bigger goals
in mind, smaller groupings,
maybe a little wine
to calm himself down.

 

                                                                                               

Chad Parenteau 

See more of Chad Parenteau’s work at

                                                                            http://www.chadparenteaupoetforhire.com/

Green Notes by TJ Edson

Green Notes by TJ Edson
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