The day!

Same book, new chapter.

The riling laughter
of the mad hatter.
Squabbling to themselves,

Election Season! Duck Season!
Election Season! Duck Season!

Does it even matter?

Oh yeah it does!
We want our guns!

says the right side.

We want to go back to the way it was!
And the left says eh, we did our best
Here’s four more years of
what ever this was
more or less.

And the right says
Off with their heads
Give them more and give us less
Or give us less of them
And let us have more
With less resistance!

And the left says
Alright guys, Let’s try and keep our heads
yeah we’re swimming in debt
sharks are circling
But no ones bleeding yet

and the right says TRUMP!!!!
And the left says CLINTON!!!!

And Bernie and those 12 republican candidates are wondering
What the f*** is this country thinking?

But yes there is an election
so make the right decision.

Politics as usual
Football, prisons,
Selfies, emails
turkey on Thanksgiving.


Jason Wright is the founder and Editor of Oddball Magazine. His column appears weekly.