CAPITALIZING each letter
does not make a word a fact

Being born outside of wedlock has
nothing to do with being a real mean bastard

And sleeping with anonymous people should not be confused with loving humanity.

Janet Cormier is a painter, writes prose and poetry, and performs comedy. JC prefers different and original over pretty. She loves collecting stuff, but cleaning not so much. Janet also talks to strangers… a lot. Her column now appears weekly on Oddball Magazine.