I. There are Mondays that feel like Mondays, and there are Mondays that feel like Fridays…so choose wisely.
II. Sometimes people are put into your life just so you can have something to write about.
Ill.  Hookers aren’t the only ones who turn tricks.

Janet Cormier is a painter, writes prose and poetry, and performs comedy. JC prefers different and original over pretty. She loves collecting stuff, but cleaning not so much. Janet also talks to strangers… a lot. Her column now appears weekly on Oddball Magazine.