My poetry is sugar free
and rated R for reality

Snitches do NOT not support bullies.

Ice cream is the gateway drug to the happy place.

When people ask me what I write I tell them words. And when they ask me how I write, I tell them usually with pen and ink, but. pencils work too.

One person’s nightmare can be another person’s dream.

Trump won the Moscow music awards with his groundbreaking hit, WHITE RUSSIAN BAD BAD BOY. Credit cards accepted!


Janet Cormier is a painter, writes prose and poetry, and performs comedy. JC prefers different and original over pretty. She loves collecting stuff, but cleaning not so much. Janet also talks to strangers… a lot. Her column now appears weekly on Oddball Magazine.