Wise Words with Bruce Wise


          by Caud Sewer Bile

BuzzFeed has put in print a 35-page dossier,
alleging Donald Trump is on Vladimir Putin’s take.
The alphabetic memo sources speak of compromise,
cavorting, cultivating, and supporting shady guise.
BuzzFeed has now been called “a failing pile of garbage” by
the Precedent-elect, known as an understated guy,
who tried his very best to not give CNN abuse,
“Your or-gan-i-za-tion is ter-ri-ble…you are fake news.”
BuzzFeed has now upset the hive; bees swarm the Internet.
Click here to read the unsubstantiated document.


Caud Sewer Bile is a news junkie.


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