Illustration © George Panagopoulos

Illustration © George Panagopoulos


There once was a judge named Scalia
who feared gays and female genita-lia
known for his fights
against basic rights
his soul’s finally gone and said “C-ya.”

Now anyone Republican
is moving as fast as they can
planning block after block
till the Justice spot’s locked
for one more elderly white man.


Chad Parenteau is Associate Editor of Oddball Magazine.

George Panagopoulos is an Artist, Writer, and Comedian from Worcester, MA.


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