Who’s holding
who’s holding
let it free
let it free
you be drooling, baby, no more dueling
gonna send you back to the tool shed
dirty down deep inside

i be
pleasant under the victorian sun
undergarments undone
release my fruit, vine and all
just for fun
don’t fall
Adam broke my chin
now we pass the wonder ball and chain
this can’t be all

 

Andrew Borne is 2 Cups Poet 1 teaspoon Musician 1/4 teaspoon Salt 1/2 cup Absurdity 3/4 cup Chef 1 egg, beaten 2 1/3 cups Family Man. Mixed together and served raw. His column appears weekly in Oddball Magazine.