Seven Times #57: Too Many Dogs in the Dog Park

 

Mental hygeine, polio monkey serum, and fluoridated water are a communist plot
Forego this unholy trinity at all cost
Vibrate the ligamentous edges of your vocal folds in falsetto against it
Jodel away all ye folksong singers
The foes of goodness are at your doorstep

 

Terrorists, death, and spiders were all created by one foredating fear in the amygdala
That we were never fettled properly before the fire of this world
An idea formulated by darkness
At the forefoot of humanity
In the ferneries of Eden

 

Heptads – A group or set of seven.

Maes Howe – Neolithic chambered cairn and passage grave in Orkney.

Orkney – Also known as the Orkney islands, an archipelago off the north coast of Great Britain.

Histogenic – A cell capable of histogenesis; the formation of different tissues from undifferentiated cells.

Hackles – Decorative feathers.

Halma – A board game similar to Chinese checkers.

 

Andrew Borne is 2 Cups Poet 1 teaspoon Musician 1/4 teaspoon Salt 1/2 cup Absurdity 3/4 cup Chef 1 egg, beaten 2 1/3 cups Family Man. Mixed together and served raw. His column appears weekly in Oddball Magazine.

 

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