What bones are in the doline of the Devil’s Millhopper?
Fossilized ones of sharks and extinct animals that died long ago
In a prehistoric doomsday before Florida had its name
Like a microchip implanted subcutaneous with discussive medication
Dealfish, Oarfish, and other Lampriformes osmose my dyslectic being with new meaning



This literary deboning
Immured me
In a donnered state
For decenniums
Appreciatively distingué


Andrew Borne is 2 Cups Poet 1 teaspoon Musician 1/4 teaspoon Salt 1/2 cup Absurdity 3/4 cup Chef 1 egg, beaten 2 1/3 cups Family Man. Mixed together and served raw. His column appears weekly in Oddball Magazine.