I found a maggot in the turnip anbury
It is the larva of a weevil called Cuculio pleurostigma
It is made up entirely of alunite
When the worm is appressed to the root
It becomes anaemic
I only use an aseptic scalpel to cut at the clubroot



Marsham, my love, gives me an abrazo
Of 180 amperes
Causing the Rhynchaenus sulcicollis to transfigure into an alabaster vase
Accoutred in cinnabar, azurite, and malachite pigments
Like the acini designs of lacrimal glands


Andrew Borne is 2 Cups Poet 1 teaspoon Musician 1/4 teaspoon Salt 1/2 cup Absurdity 3/4 cup Chef 1 egg, beaten 2 1/3 cups Family Man. Mixed together and served raw. His column appears weekly in Oddball Magazine.