Saturate Saturday
Satisfies any way
Youthful blessing
Wrecked his whole future
Down on himself
Upon the shelf
Down on the game
Place all the blame
Lift up your head
Bald spot
Young man


Andrew Borne is 2 Cups Poet 1 teaspoon Musician 1/4 teaspoon Salt 1/2 cup Absurdity 3/4 cup Chef 1 egg, beaten 2 1/3 cups Family Man. Mixed together and served raw. His column 7x appears weekly in Oddball Magazine.