Artwork © Richard Spisak

 

Feudings Fun, Feuding Good

I’ll chase you around the neighborhood
Keeps me doing things I should. Feudings manly Feudings Brave.
Soon I’ll see that so and so, and I’ll be dancing on his grave.

I say he’s crazy, He’ll say I’m no fun. He left me all alone,
never stayed and watched with me all the way till the show is done.

He stood up in my presence, his head higher than mine
Next time he tries that, I’ll have his off and add it
to that special collection of mine.
Then we’ll see whose “AHEAD” in prime time

Why the other day I told a joke, he didn’t even laugh,
And still I let him fill the drive way, with his Teslas, what a gaff.

He never really thanked me, for getting me
elected, sure I got him a spot with a government position,
but he left that sniffing powder everywhere,
he even refused my physician.

All that ranting and raving, and with that fancy chrome chainsaw
he was waving, I had them make a golden metal for him,
with my face so bold, a very tasteful engraving.

Yeah he knows my secrets, but since I’m blabbing about’m all the times
I told you it didn’t matter, cause for me, I’m so special,
for me even murder ain’t a crime.

Feudings fun, Feudings good, he’s chasing and replacing republicans
still in Congress like he should, he’s bankrolling my buddies,
to keep em all in line, meanwhile I’m busy, for me its CRIMEING full
          time!

He’s become a real distraction, the press’ll chase him round,
then after a while should he spill his guts his body’ll never be found.
Cause you know “what’s what’s after all is some pretty dark stuff.

Just like my buddy Jeffry, when your usefulness is over,
pretty soon you’ll find yourself, looking up at clover.

 

Richard Spisak began his artistic career as a light artist in the Lumonics Studios of Mel Tanner, a legendary Light Artist. After serving under Jack Horkheimer as a planetarium operator at the Miami Space-Transit Planetarium, he left to begin traveling with Lumist Kenvin Lyman, whose show Dazzleland Studios traveled across America. Richard later worked as a Laserist with LASERIUM and Laser Productions, served as a technical producer for the festival company PACE Concerts, and later as operations Manager and Senior Producer at WWHP and WTCN-TV in Stuart Florida.

Richard writes for Theatre, TV, radio, and the web. He published two short story collections, Two Small Windows, in a Pair of Mirror Doors, and Between the Silences. Followed by his poetry collection 7370 Allen Drive and the recently released STONE POETRY. Richard also produces “POETS of the East,” a televised webcast featuring poets from across the globe.