Fox Christmas tree meme created by Chad Parenteau

 

Fox Fire Haiku

Hot off the presses:
Burning down the Fox News tree
ain’t fake news!

Fox News Tree/Yule Log:
Let it snow while chestnuts roast
on an open fire . . .

Yes, Virginia,
there is a war on Christmas—
Fox fire meets brimstone

 

Patricia Carragon’s latest chapbooks from Poets Wear Prada are Meowku (2019) and The Cupcake Chronicles (2017) and from Finishing Line Press, Innocence (2017). She hosts the Brooklyn-based Brownstone Poets and is the editor-in-chief of its annual anthology. Her debut novel, Angel Fire, is from Alien Buddha Press.