Artwork © Eric N. Peterson

 

Stop Sandwich Violence

The tragic event in DC shows that it’s time for common-sense sandwich control. No one needs a sub longer than four inches. Vinegar and oil, mustard, and mayo are too dangerous to officers’ uniforms to remain legal. Write your congressmen and demand they keep cold cuts, lettuce, tomatoes, and American cheese out of criminals’ hands.

 

Jon Wesick has written over a million words in poems, short stories, and novels. Hundreds of his works have appeared in journals such as the I-70 Review, New Verse News, Oddball Magazine, Paterson Literary Review, and Unlikely Stories Mark V. He is a regional editor of the San Diego Poetry Annual and host of the Gelato East Fiction Open Mic. His latest book, Reductio Ad Absurdum, is a collection of parodies. He lives in Manchester, New Hampshire and longs for gene editing to bring giant wombats back from extinction.

Eric N. Peterson is from Atlanta, Ga. He’s been drawing cartoons all his life. He leans towards the absurd, imaginative, and the surreal, as that’s where all the flavor is.