I want to see you
for the first time.
Piggie, I want to
see you for the first time!

I want to feed you
from a trough
I want to make you
eat your slop.

The barnyard has all animals!
Pigs and Ducks and Hens, yeah.
The barnyard has all animals!
Dogs and cats and chickens.

The barnyard has all animals!
You bring the pigs to the slop.
I hope you never stop.
The barnyard all has animals!

‘Cause the farm has hens!
And no one cares.
If there is a God,
You know he’s there.

‘Cause the farm has hens!
And cars have horns.
If there is a mobile,
Fill up your tank!

‘Cause the farm has hens!
and boats have propellers.
And if there is a dolphin,
You’ll see it swim!

Cause the farm has hens!
And farmers too!
If there is a God,
He lives in you.

 

Jason Wright is the editor and founder of Oddball Magazine. His column appears weekly. His third book, Train of Thought 2: Almost Home is available now at the Oddball Book Store.