I am the smartest man alive.
Till I took off my glasses.
Then I was a bad ass
Like Bruce Willis.
I Die Hard, when hard.
Yippee Ki Yay.

The single chords.
Play with the power chords.
Each note they write
left on the composers floor.
Oh Baby, Rock and Roll
McDonald’s.

 

Jason Wright is the editor and founder of Oddball Magazine. His column appears weekly. His third book, Train of Thought 2: Almost Home will be available soon. Support \The Michael Cherry Memorial 5K by clicking here.