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Seinfeld’s George Kastanza White Elephant Exchange

At the holiday office party we have to exchange elephants. What would the humane society say? Animal cruelty! Elephants are grey. Are we painting an elephant white? Sue rides a grey elephant into the conference room. Sue I brought an elephant book – Babar. I wrapped Babar. Give Babar away? No way! I’ll get something? I’m keeping Babar. On Let’s Make a Deal you don’t have to trade. I’m not exchanging. I’m not leaving. I’m gonna eat and drink til I’m sick all over the holiday party. No I’m not hostile, I’m George.


Robert Fleming lives in Lewes, DE. Published in United States, Canada, England, Ireland, and Australia. Member of the Rehoboth Beach and Horror Writer’s Association. 2022 winner of San Gabriel Valley CA broadside-1 poem, 2021 winner of Best of Mad Swirl poetry and double nominated for Pushcart Prize and Best of the Net.