The Trump Waltz
Note to reader: This was written 12/14/2019

1. Step in.
2. Step out.
3. Step over.
4. Step away.
5. Step through.
6. Step back.
7. Step down.

 

Shadow Envy

Who challenges a shadow
to a pissing contest?
I knew what he did not:
Blowback is a bitch!

 

Janet Cormier is a painter, writes prose and poetry, and performs comedy. JC prefers different and original over pretty. She loves collecting stuff, but cleaning not so much. Janet also talks to strangers. A lot. Her column now appears weekly on Oddball Magazine.

 

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