make it a tradition that
whatever you celebrate
whenever you celebrate
there will be lots of laughter
and the guest list will be by “invitation only,”
and the official definition for “food for thought” will be lots of cake, candy and ice cream
and that this celebration will not come at a cost to others because…
this celebration will be a celebration celebrated in the tradition of whatever and whenever you celebrate!?!?!


Janet Cormier is a painter, writes prose and poetry, and performs comedy. JC prefers different and original over pretty. She loves collecting stuff, but cleaning not so much. Janet also talks to strangers… a lot. Her column now appears weekly on Oddball Magazine.