Grumpy ole whit guy syndrome is characterized by privilege as opposed to age/generation

Plagued by a consistent confusion in patterns of thought

Resulting in the inability to distinguish reality from fiction…

Not being able to admit he cannot distinguish continents from countries…

Clinging pathetically to the belief that the United States is America as opposed to being a part of America (technically the Americas).

It hurts to hear it but size does matter!

Grumpy ole white guys live in a special place called His Story.

They cast themselves in the roles of misunderstood saviors.

Hence they can report with confidence.

That slavery was an underappreciated enforced work study program.

For Africans and their descendants!


Janet Cormier is a painter, writes prose and poetry, and performs comedy. JC prefers different and original over pretty. She loves collecting stuff, but cleaning not so much. Janet also talks to strangers… a lot. Her column now appears weekly on Oddball Magazine.