aka How a movement became a minute.

#MeToo,
founded by Hollywood women
for Hollywood women,
has specific restrictions
regarding membership.

Founded with an explicit agenda:
To stop Harvey Weinstien,
but not all the Harvey Weinsteins
After all, boys will be boys
forever in the Neverland
of the rich and famous.

#MeToo applications are available.
The telephone hotlines
are always accepting calls.
But note the fine print
regarding exceptions.

Women employed as maids,
housekeepers, nannies,
underpaid, overworked,
poor support staff,
broke errand girls,
documented or not,
regardless of age or race,
need not apply!

 

Remember Orchids of Asia Day Spy, Jupiter, Florida, massage parlors in all the Jupiters, in all of the United States.

 

Janet Cormier is a painter, writes prose and poetry, and performs comedy. JC prefers different and original over pretty. She loves collecting stuff, but cleaning not so much. Janet also talks to strangers. A lot. Her column now appears weekly on Oddball Magazine.

 

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