I call them crumb catchers and bottomfeeders.
Unable to control their confusion and rage
they birth more of the same:
half sentences
innuendos
cliches.
It is then, and only then that they can sit back
and be content in knowing
that their job is done.
PS.. I am not just talking politics

 

Janet Cormier is a painter, writes prose and poetry, and performs comedy. JC prefers different and original over pretty. She loves collecting stuff, but cleaning not so much. Janet also talks to strangers… a lot. Her column now appears weekly on Oddball Magazine.