How do you spend your money?
And how do the places you $pend your money on
$pend your money?
Follow the money, your money.
Did you invest in the future?
Your future, or their future?
Remember Buyer beware all sales are final!


Janet Cormier is a painter, writes prose and poetry, and performs comedy. JC prefers different and original over pretty. She loves collecting stuff, but cleaning not so much. Janet also talks to strangers… a lot. Her column now appears weekly on Oddball Magazine.