A Twist of JP Lime: Forget Free Brady, FIRE GOODELL!

 

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To call it all ridiculous in no way fully captures…

How asinine and outright dumb the pages of the chapters…

That make up your reign, commissioner, the lower-case intended…

As are the uppers in DISASTER, ’cause the league, that’s how you’ve left it…

From the Ray Rice elevator footage that you know you viewed…

To how you handled Adrian Peterson’s suspension like a fool…

To the Greg Hardy reduction while upholding Brady’s penalties…

You suck, Mr. Goodell, you’ve all but lost your credibility…

That Brady’s fully innocent is anybody’s guess…

But a guess on guilt is all you have lest proof doth manifest…

You liken half a .psi to steroid use, just further proof…

That you’re a clown who should be clowned and from your throne, must be brought down…

Your punishment as irrational as your role in the appeal…

You will lose out in real court ’cause a real judge knows the deal…

You’re a mockery of leadership, a fantastic show of sycophant…

You pander to the masses, kiss their asses, yield to silly rants…

The NFL deserves much better than all your tomfoolery…

Though many on Team Brady think to self, ‘Tom, you’re not fooling me…’

The fact remains without a shred of concrete evidence…

Your decisions all but baseless, you’re a circumstantial wench…

Half a .psi does not affect a throw, a game, a legacy…

Your idiocy however does reflect your insecurity…

As such, commissioner of lower-case c fame, we do demand…

That once the feds revoke your ruling you at once resign, my man…

If not… well then, FIRE GOODELL!

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