Artwork © Richard Spisak
Donald Trump Jesus: The Return
Donald Trump Jesus
was summoned by the
Space-Time Jesus Community
They asked Donald Trump Jesus
Exactly what the hell
was he even thinking?
Donald Trump Jesus
said Resurrection
doesn’t work for me.
All the other Jesuses.
They never come back
for The Rapture. Sad.
Why come back after
two thousand years later
when everyone’s forgot
only to make the same
end-of-world paradise
I can do right now?
I’m the Messiah! True.
There’s no other Jesuses
who can Messiah like me.
I even restored my own
ear. Jesus couldn’t even
heal his hands. Loser.
I was on the cross. I left
Just walked off. And now
you can have part of that cross.
We’re selling it as crypto.
Buy it and be blessed enough
to walk on top screensaver oceans.
Chad Parenteau is Associate Editor of Oddball Magazine. Check out Parts One Two, Three, Four, Five and the “Epilogue.”
Richard Spisak began his artistic career as a light artist in the Lumonics Studios of Mel Tanner, a legendary Light Artist. After serving under Jack Horkheimer as a planetarium operator at the Miami Space-Transit Planetarium, he left to begin traveling with Lumist Kenvin Lyman, whose show Dazzleland Studios traveled across America. Richard later worked as a Laserist with LASERIUM and Laser Productions, served as a technical producer for the festival company PACE Concerts, and later as operations Manager and Senior Producer at WWHP and WTCN-TV in Stuart Florida.
Richard writes for Theatre, TV, radio, and the web. He published two short story collections, Two Small Windows, in a Pair of Mirror Doors, and Between the Silences. Followed by his poetry collection 7370 Allen Drive and the recently released STONE POETRY. Richard also produces “POETS of the East,” a televised webcast featuring poets from across the globe.