“All of It’s Twisted” © DL Polonsky

 

Elon’s Coming
to the Tune of Three Dog Night’s Eli’s Coming

Elon’s comin’
Elon’s comin’
Better place a credit freeze
A credit freeze
Elon’s cronies got your data
Elon’s cronies got your data
Girl, Elon’s a-comin’ for your data
Better place a credit freeze
Elon’s comin’, change your passwords
Elon’s comin’, change your passwords
Girl, Elon’s a-comin’, you better file
Girl, Elon’s a-comin’, you better file
Girl, Elon’s a-comin’, you better file
You better file a fraud alert
Call, but you’ll never get ahold
No, you’ll never get ahold of the fired IGs
While news reports our freedom sold
Everywhere I scroll
Elon’s a-comin’ (She called but she never got ahold)
Elon’s a-comin’ (She called but she never got ahold)
Elon’s a-comin’, and he’s comin’ to DOGE ya (She called, but, she
          called, but)
Better place a credit freeze (She called but she never got ahold)
A credit freeze
Elon’s comin’ (Freeze it, freeze it)
Girl, Elon’s a-comin’, you better change
Girl, Elon’s a-comin’, you better change
Girl, Elon’s a-comin’, you better change
Girl, Elon’s a-comin’, change your passwords, girl (Change ‘em)
Elon’s comin’, better call
Call but you’ll never get ahold
No, you’ll never get ahold of the fired IGS
While news reports our freedom sold
Everywhere I scroll
Elon’s a-comin’ (She called but she never got ahold)
Elon’s a-comin’ (She called but she never got ahold)
Elon’s a-comin’, and he’s comin’ to DOGE ya (She called, but, she
          called, but)
Better place a credit freeze (She called but she never got ahold)
A credit freeze
No-no, no-no
Lord, I said no-no, no-no, no
You better
(Change ‘em) Somebody
You gotta
(Change ‘em)
(File it) Oh my
(Freeze it)

 

Jon Wesick has written over a million words in poems, short stories, and novels. Hundreds of his works have appeared in journals such as the I-70 Review, New Verse News, Oddball Magazine, Paterson Literary Review, and Unlikely Stories Mark V. He is a regional editor of the San Diego Poetry Annual and host of the Gelato East Fiction Open Mic. His latest chapbook, Explaining Humanity to Electrons, contains poems about physics. He lives in Manchester, New Hampshire and longs for gene editing to bring giant wombats back from extinction.

DL Polonsky is a Boston area artist, writer, and filmmaker. His caricatures have appeared in The Boston Herald and His written work includes the children’s book The Letter Bandits from T.B.W. Books.