Bamboozled No More! A Prayer from the Tech Challenged to God


 

Good Morning God.
Its me again.
I know I must wear you out,
But as you know I am stubborn
And I wear my self out.
I have this habit/gift
for getting in my own way.

And still You know me
And still You have faith in me
And still You love me
And again I will mention how grateful I am
For your sense of humor and patience

The greatest wall I face is me.
Why does it take me so long to get your messages?
There’s a new TV show this season.
The title is something like “God Friended Me!”
I haven’t seen the show yet
But the title is stressing me.

Technology!?!?

You know I am tech challenged.
I appreciate all your thumps on my head
But again I am stubborn.
Reminder: I inherited my stubbornness from you.
A gift and a curse.
I am OK at texting
But hugs are better.
I need you now and forever.

Your loving and stubborn daughter
JC

PS
Keep me close
Don’t try to text me

PS
Coincidence about initials. My mom knew in advance I would need a lot of help!

 

Janet Cormier is a painter, writes prose and poetry, and performs comedy. JC prefers different and original over pretty. She loves collecting stuff, but cleaning not so much. Janet also talks to strangers…a lot. Her column now appears weekly on Oddball Magazine.

 

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