Bamboozled No More! Impeachable Pie for an Impeachable Guy


 

Combine peaches gone real bad
with crushed nuts.
Add infinite amounts of soured cream,
spoiled milk and raw rotten eggs.
Serve the whole undercooked mess
on cheap plastic platters
with a note signed
“Care of Not Your Comrades
aka the under-served, over-taxed,
misrepresented people of the United States!”

 

Janet Cormier is a painter, writes prose and poetry, and performs comedy. JC prefers different and original over pretty. She loves collecting stuff, but cleaning not so much. Janet also talks to strangers…a lot. Her column now appears weekly on Oddball Magazine.

 

 

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