Seven Times #99: The Church Softball League All-Star MVP


 

BORN-2-B-THE-CHURCH-MVP Alright!
BORN-2-B-THE-CHURCH-MVP Alright!

He’s a pro at any position,
And he throws quite adamantly.
He’s a christian on a mission,
To make his team go undefeated.
He’s a star on the diamond,
And he’s still Mr. Humility.

He’s the Church Softball League Alll-Star MVP!
The church softball league all-star MVP.
It’s enough to make anybody envy he.
The church softball league all-star MVP!
He’s got an OBP of 1 Point Z-I-P
The church softball league all-star MVP!

He’s turning double-plays at every chance,
He’s just the man to be.
Hitting in-the-park home runs,
Like it was a ministry.
And we love our God, we love thy neighbors,
But we most definitely,

Love the church softball league All-Star MVP!
The church softball league all-star MVP!
It’s enough to make anybody envy he,
The church softball league all-star MVP!
He’s got an OBP of 1 point Z-I-P!
The church softball league all-star MVP!

 

Andrew Borne is 2 Cups Poet 1 teaspoon Musician 1/4 teaspoon Salt 1/2 cup Absurdity 3/4 cup Chef 1 egg, beaten 2 1/3 cups Family Man. Mixed together and served raw. His column appears weekly in Oddball Magazine.

 

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